BIG APOLOGY

For quite a few weeks now I have been sad that noone has posted any commetns on my blog - however it would seem that I am an idiot...

I accidently chose to 'moderate my comments' and didn't notice! - what a muppet.

So big apologies to all you my good friends - thank you for your lovely comments...they are insightful and beautiful...like all of you!

(And I've deselected that stupid 'Moderation Station'!)

Yellow Hell Stink Seed

It seems as though some farmer is having a bit of a joke - pretty much everywhere my eyes look I see the stuff...

I have written a poen to explain my plight:

Tis yellow in colour and stinky of smell...
You find it in fields and bouquets in hell...
The crop that I speak of is surrounding my pad...
This Oil Seed Rape...drives me stark raving mad...

I hope you like it - it took me quite soom time to find those rhymes

Here is a picture of my plight:

Hairy Tales and Nursery Grime

It is I'm indicative of an arty brain when in the time it takes for the sign in page to refresh to this writing_your_blog page I have considered two meaty subjects already:

1 - I love my iPod - it is so swish. It also has a lovely new coat which I bought for it. See through and well'ard. Tehnology and beauty mated and 5G iPod was created!
2 - My hair is far too long now....must...get....hair...cut....urgh....swallowing hair....mmmmph

Enough.

Matt White threatened me the other day. I work with Matt - he is a fine colleague to work with...fantastic sense of humour, kind and generous to the extreme and, so I thought, a man of God... that is until he threatened me the other day. He said that I am very likely to have my blog link removed from his blogpage list because of inactivity. Which is fair enough - but why do it so violently? Why not, over a sugary tea and some chocolate hobnobs, gentle caress the subject round to support me and strengthen me in my lack of blog-ness?

Hmph *cough* (That's the hair again - urgh, it's getting caught in my fingers..dsahionlvknxzcjkv vdnsuvisv...