VORTEX

(...Matt continues...as if he hasn't not written his blog for a month and a week...)

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I've heard this evening from fellow blogger Mr White that some people just come on here and fill their blog space with mindless drivel. I can't believe that people would use good internet space and fill it with rubbish...

Take Lard for example...talking and talking but he don't care. And Gandalf Graham - he's a big softy isn't he. You'd've never known it from that hard-man-picked-a-fight-with-a-dump-truck-and-won exterior. Bless him and all that read his drivel. And then...take Mr White himself...his entire blog birthed from his iPod update down-time. Crazy. What a rambling vortex we've all been trapped in - I doubt we'll ever escape...