Wednesday, December 05, 2007
December 2007
I've been so busy I've hardly had time to think about it which is sad but I am now starting to get excited, nervous and excited... but mostly excited. After all I think Chell is mighty fine and I love her!
Things I'm looking forward to:
- The big day. Hanging out with all our friends and family and celebrating with them!
- Seeing Chell in her dress!
- The Honeymoon. Going somewhere warm in January... who'd of thought it!
- Actually being married, after all this time!
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Number 8... the final Omnisonic gig... Dundee
Sound was great tonight. Big and powerful, even though the stage was so small that I had to put my amps underneath it! I liked that - it felt like I was being clever.
We spent the time that Delirious were on stage in the VIP lounge overlooking the venue, apparently they could see us up there. I wonder if they were jealous of our lovely soft, white leather seats and colour changing mood lighting while they were getting all sweaty on the stage? Perhaps?
I'm going to sign off now - sorry it's a short one. I'll reflect on the tour properly later, but for now it's time to get some rest before the long drive home tomorrow.
Friday, November 23, 2007
Gig 7 - Aberdeen
A starting point. Aberdeen is flippin' cold! All the buildings are made out of granite, which is apparently radioactive - cool. But granite is grey - not so cool.
Tonight I think we played well. Levski thinks he had an off night but I'm not so sure that anything was dramatically bad at all! Apparently there was a slightly challenging drunk bloke in the front row who was shouting 'who are ya..?!' as we walked on. I didn't hear him even though he was right in front of me...ah the miracle of in ear monitoring! Awesome.. Didn't hear him therefore confidence wasn't knocked therefore still played decent guitar and sang in-tune.
Before the gig tonight Delirious called us through to their dressing room to pray with us. It was a cool moment.. it was great to hear their heart for us through prayer. It was really affirming and supportive. The heart I heard was that they are for us and what we are doing. Which is kind!
Tonight we're leaving for Tillycorthie which is about 10 miles North of Aberdeen - even higher up! Crazy... we're being put up with a friend of the promoter from this gig, then tomorrow we're gigging down in Dundee, which is about 1hr 30 South. After that? Home time. We'll be driving home on Sunday... but none of that yet... we've got another gig todo.
Gig 6 - Belfast
It's been another great day. As I write this I'm laying here under a teenage mutant hero turtles duvet, on a bunk bed in the parental home of Matt White (who is, for lack of a better all-in-one title: our roadie / drum tech / spiritual guidance counsellor) and I am feeling really happy with the 75% of the tour that we've experienced so far. With just two more dates to go it's pretty exciting to think back to where we've been over the past week and what is in store for us over the coming 12 months.
There's talk of trips to Europe and Canada and a new album looming. Who knows where it's going to go? I suppose that going home with this experience under the belt is going to be helpful and enlightening.
This evening's gig was a bit hard work, although we were assured afterwards that we played well and the crowd were with us, it was difficult to sense that on stage; not helped by a poor monitor experience for me. Where did my Bluesbreaker go in the mix? Who knows... all I know is that wasn't the same mix that we sound checked with. Nevermind - 1 out of 6 ain't bad!
I've been offered one of Martin's guitars to buy...I'm thinking about it, but I'd have to sell my Les Paul first. If anyone wants to buy my awesome sunburst Les Paul Standard, for around £800 then let me know?
Tomorrow brings a new day, and new country (bonny Scotland) and a new audience, who we would love to take along for a musical and spiritual journey... Aberdeen should be good I hope...just need to re-nail that monitor mix!
Thursday, November 22, 2007
...the night before tonight. Gig 5 - Dublin
The big news of the day was concerning one Martin Smith. When we arrived we heard that he was still on the bus. When he didn't turn up for sound check a few enquiries later we discovered that he wasn't well. Apparently he had been sick as a parrot. And here's the big news...
Over tea I sat with Stu Smith (Delirious' drummer) and he told me that Martin would probably make it for the gig but wondered whether I knew many of their songs. Which I do. But not the words. But he said that I was the back up plan!
Now I'm sure this was tongue in cheek... but I can now say that I have been officially asked to sing for Delirious. I am Martin Smith's understudy. 'I'm gonna be....a history....' etc. Nevermind, I'll settle for singing for E=.
The gig was great, there was a real spiritual vibe about the gig - it felt like there was something more going when we were playing. We sensed that even before we played. Awesome night.
After the gig for our accommodation we ended up 30 miles south of Dublin in a place called Greystones (I was excited to see another place later on called Blackskull - if only they could do a 1/2 and 1/2 name swapsee). We stayed in a Theological College there and were hosted by a bunch of enthusiastic students from the college. Many many stories of Chipper shops (see Matt Whites blog) and awesome breakfast venues...
Anyway for now...I shall sign off cos I'm being antisocial and I need to blog again in sec about tonight!
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Ferry...cross the Irish Sea
So, after an evening meal aboard the ferry we retired to bed in our little cabins... thus beginning one of the worst night's of sleep that I've had in a long long time. I woke up in the morning (5 am!) to discover that my sheet had slipped off the bed and I was baked from the 2,000 tog duvet provided. We went down for breakfast then left the ferry in the still dark streets of Dublin.
me in the car getting ready to leave the ferry
After being misdirected by the TomTom for 30 mins we decided to get out the town and headed for Howth Castle, to the west of Dublin. Once we arrived in the mega metropolis of Howth we discovered:
1) Free parking!
2) The sea
3) That we were tired enough to fall asleep again.
Fast forward 7 hours and here I am sitting in the Temple Music Bar in Dublin, waiting for sound checks to begin, so I thought I'd give a quick update.
Still having tons of fun though...just feeling a touch jaded
Monday, November 19, 2007
The Plug - Sheffield
The Gentlemen played first last night. They're a hyper indie rock band from Sheffield and they enjoyed the bonus of a home crowd. It made me think that we don't really have a home crowd, having never really gigged in Chelmsford. I don't know how possible it is to rectify that either as there aren't very many good gig venues in the Town. Maybe we need to build one?!
The venue last night was really nice. And really clean. No sticky floors, which made a nice mid-gig talking point.
My monitoring was a bit squiffy last night again...I think I need the level backed down. Might be a good idea to take a look at that in Dublin.
As for now I'm sitting at my 'soon-to-be' inlaws tapping away in the office while Jon watched the Da Vinci Code in the other room. It's good to relax before we let ourselves rip into the second half of the tour!
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Swansea... Sin CIty Club / Venue
The venue tonight was a lot smaller, and the ticket sales were less because of that but the venue still felt rammed. Apparently there were around 500/600 people there tonight.
Our set was slightly shorter than the other two nights and we really enjoyed playing so it felt like it went too quickly! We started with Masterplan again and finished with White Suit... a first, we normally finish with Book Club. Another little tweak tonight was that I intro'd Athens and said a little bit about the song. During the set I had this uncanny sense that this grubby little place is where we're meant to be; meaning these kind of venues, not Swansea... It was almost audible it was so clear. I don't think that means we're gonna need to change direction massively as a band but it's definitely something to hold to and think about.
It was the most stressful change over we've yet done. We have to remove stuff from the stage and straight through a nearby door into a fire escape. The fire escape was covered (and I mean covered) in pigeon poo. Which is ironic because the Pigeon Detectives played the venue just 2 days ago; you'd of thought they'd have caught the culprit and cleared up the scene of the crime, but alas, the pigeon poo bags have got off scot free again... I digress... So all of gear needed to come off before Delirious could come on so it was a busy 10 minutes! Mitson got a bit stressed but it was ok...
Today we finished our soundcheck quickly and got down to share dinner in a nearby restaurant with crew and the band. It was good to get a chance to relax with them and chat.
We're really enjoying this whole tour business, it's kind of weird, we said today that we don't really want it to stop.
Getting tired now... looking forward to some days off at Wigley after tomorrow's gig.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Horsham
Tonight's gig was in a warehouse / church building in a corner of an industrial estate in Horsham... a place I have never been. I guess it's only a place you would go to if you have a gig there... or family. Or, of course, you might live there. But that's unlikely.
The PA was massive - bigger than last night's I'm sure of it. Trev did a sterling job once again...awesome FOH - Thanks Trev. Mark was great on monitors too. Everything worked very nicely. That is apart from my wah.
I took the wah out of my setup today - I need to send it off and get it fixed. I'm going to get it 'mod'-ed, and turned into a Hendrix cry baby (apparently the new ones have a different sound). The Hendrix wah will have more wwwhhhhhhaaaaaa and lesss hheeeeeiiiiiiisssssss. So 'm told.
I've also put in an order for a new GigRig Humdinger amp distro thing which will also sort out my impedance problems at the pedal end of things. It's all good.
No snapped strings although Jon is going through sticks like they're balsa wood. He is an animal!
Delirious sounded great tonight - I'm enjoying this whole tour business muchly...
Friday, November 16, 2007
UEA LCR
One down... seven to go...
We just got home from a great night up in my homelands, the stomping grounds of M Leeder... NAARICH. It was a goodun!
A few firsts happened tonight:
We played with Delirious
We played a live set with in ear monitoring
We played 'Athens' and 'Ted Talmeer' for the first time
All of these thing happened and went well.
Other good things:
My guitar rocked tonight - didn't go out of tune (apart from Freedom where it had a hissy)
We were toit - like the toiger
In-ears rule still
Here here.
A few things for improvement:
I need a new wah pedal
I need a new signal splitter
I could do with tweaking my mix for tomorrow (slightly more drums - esp kick)
All of these things could be improved but 66% of them cost money I don't have
It was really nice to have my brothers at the gig tonight - and my sister-in-law! Thanks for coming Bob, Ang and Mike! Hope you enjoyed your first taster of E= live
Other than that I need to sign off and go to bed... Horsham here we come!
PS (If you want me to report on any other aspects that I haven't here please do let me know. :)
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
E= on tour
I'll try my best to keep a regular blog going on throughout the duration of the tour.
I always get told off by Chell when I wish away gigs and events because I'm worried about performing at them but this one, whilst I am scarily compelled to do the best job possible I am also looking forward to it. How bizarre to think I would actually be looking forward to gigging this much!
We're gigging a 45 min set which includes a couple of brand new songs - Athens and Ted Talmeer + a few old crusties like White Suit, Freedom and Breakout. At the moment we haven't included Take Broken Me in the set because it slows the tempo down a bit too much. We're taking a gamble on that I suppose.
Last night I spent time on my knees praying. It was great. I know God's with us on this one. I'm sure the messages (even though they are subtle) will emerge from the bizarro lyrics I write and the music will be good music!
If you get a few minutes do think of us:
- Traveling is gonna be long and hard work. Pray we have stamina and healthy cars.
- Performance will take it's toll on us. Pray that we keep stamina and continue to have fun.
- Ideas and the next season. We go into the studio to start recording shortly after we come back from the tour. Pray that we are inspired to take stuff we learn from the tour into the next album.
Thanks. Watch this space... I promise...
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Let me appeal to your better nature
Anyway, what would a first blog n ages be without some actual content. It's good to be back...
I was in Sainsburys the other day getting some food. Not much mind, just a few bits and bobs for tea, some new tooth brushes and a couple of bags of jellys (gummy candy to our transatlantic friends). I get to the checkout and the lady gives me a wide toothless smile and asks me, very kindly, if I would like help packing...
Now, I don't know what I look like when I go shopping but I'm pretty sure I come across as a fairly able bodied young man, with good strong arms and a twinkle in my eye. So what is it that makes this woman think I can't handle packing a few plastic bags of veggies and tooth brushes? I must come across so weak to her?
Anyway, my pride ensures I don't ask for help. So what does she do? What does she do to this poor, single white male? This weak man? This silly, weak man who she has assessed can't even pack his own bags? Well, she promptly concentrates on throwing my shopping through her scanner and into the packing area as quickly as she can until I am left with a pile up of groceries so high I can't reach the carrier bag dispenser.
I finally get it packed (as she sits idle - happy at the embarrassment she has caused me) and at the end of it all with an 'I-told-you-so' expression she happily takes my money and nectar card. Why I aughta!
So, what should I do next time? Do all check out people take pride in asking this and then, after the 'no' comes, go to extra effort to try and trap your hands under the potatos? I really am at a loss. Is online shopping the way forward? I have no answers.
But that is me for now... :)
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Monday, July 09, 2007
Thursday, July 05, 2007
Mr Postman
Anyway...here's a story to get me back into it. Yesterday I made an attempt at sorting a pile of letters and bills that have gathered on my dining room table in the past month or two. It was a mammoth effort and I got into the flow of opening letter after letter and quickly redistributing paper either into one of my bill piles or the bin.
Well, it turns out that one letter wasn't addressed to me - although I didn't find that out until I had opened it. This letter had been sitting on my table for a month and a half. Upon opening it I found a cheque for £1,500! Yikes! You know the scariest thing - the first thing that went through my head was to ask myself if I could change the name to look like M.LEEDER! Well, after quickly giving myself a mental slap I realised that this was unethical and just wrong!
So today I took it down the road to the correct address (which was, btw, on the envelope, the postman got it wrong, I must have sticky post I guess!) They were alright about it - although my story sounded unconvincing to even me (and I know it's true!) I felt well dodgy. The moral of the story - always check who your post is for before you open it.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
I love ... mac
And this is my first blog on my mac - during which I am happily having a video chat with Lard, JMoney and Irish boy. This is the coolest thing ever. I will try not to blog too much about my mac but I feel it is certainly worthy of at least one post.
Anyway, that's enough today. I aso did a VERY cool thing today but I won't blog about it until I have the photos from Will and Debbie. I'll blog about today in a week therefore. Sorry that's confusing.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Harry Potter
WARNING - the following post has spoilers from all the previous 6 books - if you don't want to find out too much, don't read on...
Anyway, I am looking forward to book 7 coming out. Apparently there has been a guarantee of NO BOOK 8 - which I for one think is a good thing. Harry Potter is a pretty good read, although I think the quality of the series goes a little wayward in book 5 and 6. Hopefully she can pull it back with number 7?
I've had a little think have a few thoughts and questions and it'd be good to hear everyone's thoughts. Quick aside, one of my favourite memories of working in the Mission Team office in Morden (as it was then) was sitting quietly in bookclub with James G, Steve C, Lard K (I think?) and possibly Phil H all reading The Order of the Pheonix the day it came out...bless us all!...
Anyway...
#SPOILER REMINDER - DON'T READ ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW#
1)Will Dumbledore be coming back in book 7? If he is dead, has he made his own horcrux?
2) Is Harry a Horcrux? Therefore does he need to kill himself to rid the world of Voldemort? Or is there just too much LOVE in him? Does Harry die at all?
3) Dumbledore's death seemeed a bit too easy (book 6). Is he dead? Is Snape, who killed him, a goodie? Was it someone else using polyjuice potion?
4) Does Petunia or Dudley have magical powers?
Saturday, June 02, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Last night with... the ISB
The purpose of our trip was to prepare and practise for our gig at the Royal Albert Hall on June 9th. We're playing a short set in the middle of the Salvation Army's Gospel Arts Festival and we're hoping it's going to be really good!
Last night we played through our song 'Take Broken Me' which we're performing live with the International Staff Band - which for those of you who don't speak Salvationist means 'very-musically-able-Salvation-Army-brass-band'. Hope that clears up any misunderstanding.
Whilst we went in a little apprehensive and nervous, we came out really positive and excited as the song sounded so beautiful and full. We're really looking forward to the night now - it should be amazing!
The sales pitch: if you would like to get tickets to come to the Gospel Arts Festival then please visit the Royal Albert Hall Box Office Webpage. We'd love to have your support on the day!
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Duke Special - last night
The bloke in the middle at the piano is Duke Special - also worth pointing out is the bloke on the left who is Ben Castle. Even though we were second row there was no one on the front so we were really close!
I did take some video. The sound is slightly dodgy though and in no way reflective of the quality of the musicianship and show.
So there you have it. The bloke is a genius. Whole heartedly recommend you keep checking out what he's up to. Hope he goes from strength to strength!
Sunday, May 13, 2007
I hate Eurovision
Unless you are Serbian.
Then you love it.
This year was a first for me - I have never watched the Eurovision before...I've made it to my 27th year and finally I have got round to making a date of it. I started off enjoying - hopeful even. Hopeful that uber-camp SCOOCH could well 'pull it out of the bag' or even have 'slotted it home' or whatever cheap semi-inuendo bingo line they wanted to 'squeeze in'. It was not to be. Eventually our tact changed to hoping that the UK would not get any points at all! But that was not to be either...thanks to the Irish and Maltese. Shame really - we could have been the runaway failures...but now we're just also-rans.
But seriously, I know nothing about European politics but it strikes me that objective appreciation of a decent performance or tune has very little to do with where one ends up at the end of the night. Every neighbouring country giving their neighbours a pat on the back and 12 points to boot. Obviously not having any neighbours can't help us. Maybe the Maltese just like us because, like them, we're also an island? Or maybe people don't vote for us because over history we've probably attacked every one of them at least once and nicked all their best inventions and claimed them as our own. Or is it because we don't use the Euro yet and we're being punished through pop music!? Maybe we just didn't have enough goth in our entry?
But aside from my bitterness - what can we do to sort things out next year? I suggest there are three options:
1 - Start a petition to not put in an act next year - leave them to it. They only good thing about it this year was the staging and the Germans...and they got pathetic points too. And they haven't got anywhere near as chequered a past as we Brits...have they?
2 - Put in Coldplay. They're not doing anything else at the moment. Chris Martin can do some activist promo at the same time. 100 million viewers in one hit? Nailed it! Could be embarrassing if they get nil though...
3 - Send the Beckhams. They'll sort it out - and they're not doing much at the moment either. Everyone loves the Beckhams. David can sing. Victoria can pout and do keepy ups.
Perfect.
It's ours for the taking next year - you mark my words.
Friday, May 11, 2007
New Project
Is there something that you would love to hear a song written about? Anything at all?
Ideas on a postcard...
Or a comment...
(Phil L - I've still got yours on the back burner)
Monday, May 07, 2007
ROOTS day 3 - Sunday
Earlier on the day we spent a good chunk of time with Katie Pearson (and those two other folk who hang around with her). Katie was extremely cuddly and we're sure she's gonna grow up to be a lovely and fantastic person - especially with parents as cool as hers. God bless you Pearson family!
Session was good tonight. After a mighty long time of sung worship (about an hour) we had Sandra Ryan in to remind me how far I've got to go before I live like Jesus. Wowzers. I think everyone should be supplied with a flak jacket and body shield to hide behind when people like Sandra speak. We were all transfixed but I'm sure that everyone was wondering whether she might do something crazy any second - and maybe pick them to do something very public and shameless.
Even the illustration she started with was fairly coarse. Before saying anything she picked 19 people from the congregation to stand in a line at the front and then asked them if they believed in God. And if they didn't they had the option to go back to sit down. She used these guys to talk about the 19 who were responsible for the 9/11 acts of terrorism - which Sandra pointed out that, whilst they were horrendous acts of violence, they were also incredible acts of faith. You don't see faith like that - she repeated.
Then the venue shut down and we went outside to pray during the sunset. Nice. Must...remember...challenge...
Sunday, May 06, 2007
ROOTS - Day 2... which is Saturday.
Morning session. Lunchtime magazine. International Development seminar with Mel. Evening Session. Gig. I feel like I've been carrying a guitar around with me all day long.
So, ROOTS is half way through already. Feels like we only got here...two days ago. This event is seriously short! What a lot of effort for 3 days worth of event. (1/2 day Friday - 1/2 day Monday)
Anyway, pretty tired now so I'm going to go to sleep like a wise person.
Hopefully this night will be quiet and peaceful with no sleep talking to write home about!
Saturday, May 05, 2007
Friday 4th May - ROOTS Day 1
The afternoon has gone pretty smoothly. Once a few venue things were ironed out and we were soundchecked I was pretty well relaxed for the rest of the evening. Songs this evening were:
Give thanks to the Lord our God and King
Wonderful so wonderful (Beautiful One)
Lord You are good
There's no condemnation (I'm alive)
Strength will rise
Open the eyes of my heart Lord
Blessed be Your name
That's not interesting really - but it's nice to keep things recorded proper like.
This evening we celebrated Shawn's 33rd in style at Nandos. Complete with chocolate caterpillar cake it was proper good. Good chicken and good company. Had a nice chat with Suz about her trip to Zambia - sounds pretty amazing. You should chat to her about it some time. Here are a few of the animals she encountered while she was there:
As you can see she encountered some fairly scary stuff over there. Hopefully she will leave a comment at some point to explain her experience in more detail...or summit...
And finally, here is a picture of Me, Glyn, Michael Owen, Chell and Suz on our way back to our respected sleeping venues...being taken there by the Goldmember. As you can see we are still very happy at this point. Long may it continue.
Thursday, May 03, 2007
ROOTS - Thurs 3rd May...the day before
Which meant going to the hotel that will be home for the weekend. Which only turns out to be the best darn-dest hotel in the whole of Southport! I arrived to be taken through a rigourous door opening routine (3333 - clever eh? Don't break in though...)
And then...the room...this room is...amazing!
Take a deep breath and see below...I'll walk you through it...
IT'S A MEDIEVAL ROOM! This is angle 1 - on the left you can see the four poster - with curtains. On the right is the en suite. Complete with turrets! And you can see the hatched ceiling effect! I wanna train some clematis over that bad boy!
Here's the view looking back to the door. Note tapestry on the left hand side and most importantly (although hard to grasp the beauty of in a stationary photo) the moving, fire effect wall lamp! How can this get better? It can!
This is the bathroom. This is the view from THE OUTSIDE! Yep - stained glass windows on the bathroom door. Hence Jon and I can watch each other taking a dump...in technicolour!
This is gonna be the best weekend EVER!
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Block
The other night Glyn was taking notes on what I said. That is, he typed everything I said onto a laptop, and then he read it all back to us. I think I might be his hero - I'm sure that's not normal behaviour? Oh hang on, it is Glyn... Anyway, I did wonder whether a similar principle could be adopted for moments such as these. So to demonstrate I will now type everything that comes into my mind for the next few minutes:
- I hope Glyn has booked his hotel room for tomorrow night
- I really must phone Will and tell him that Matt and I don't need to stay over tonight anymore
- I hope my flowers will not have been eaten by pesky rabbits when I get back from ROOTS
- ROOTS!? Must think about that some time soon...
- I hope Jeff Lucas doesn't comment on my blog again
- I really must stop saying stupid things
- My PC is making a funny noise
- I aught to listen to that CD I was given
What do you other bloggers blog about when you feel you should blog but the ideas aren't forthcoming?
Monday, April 30, 2007
NEW & IMPROVED - Self washing hair
I think it went something like 'if you leave your hair unwashed for 3 months it will start to wash itself'. The theory being that then you would never again have to wash your hair. So, in year 9 I decided that, instead of trying to attract members of the opposite sex, now would be the best possible time to make myself as scanky as possible in an effort to prove the theory wrong. So I didn't wash my hair for a month, and yeah, it got fairly rank. In fact, I don't think I ever did see it through. One thing's for sure...the girls ran a mile and I think that it dawned on me to start washing my hair again.
I dunno if I was hoping I would end up looking like someone out of The Levellers or some other dread-sporting, marley-esq dude? But I never had the guts to get to the end of the exercise. And so I ask by the medium of blog, has anyone ever done it? Is anyone still a proud host of unwashed hair (and all the other living benefits that have inhabited therein)? Is there any truth in the rumour? Or is it just a playground myth that the clever, suave boys tell the geeky little gimps to keep the competition sparse?
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Eden
So later on I travelled down to London with my friend Chris Spring (who I have blogged about before) because he asked JM, Levski and myself to play for him in the studio - recording a new track he's written called It Don't Offend Me. The studio is called Eden Studios and is in West London - that is where I'm sitting as I type this. This place has been responsible for tons of cool recordings but it hadn't dawned on me that this is where Oasis recorded Definitely Maybe! Now that might not be very important for many other people but for me, a true inheritor (sp?) of the 90s I loved it! Awesome! Here's a quick piccy of the studio with Chris sitting there recording some acoustic guitar...
So, yeah...like I say...tons of cool recordings.
All cool, except for one...
One album which just so happens to be amongst my least favourite albums of all time!
(Sorry, I've slipped into a Rob Bell writing style...I'll pull it back...)
One album that in the mid 90s I tried and tried to listen to. You see I wanted to enjoy it. Some of my friends were raving about it. "Have you heard this album?" they'd say. "It's the best thing since the Las" they'd say. And I would listen, and I would squirm, and I would most definitely NOT enjoy.
The album in question? CAST - ALL CHANGE
I'm sorry, but I simply can't see what was ever good about this album. Does anyone have it? Does anyone still listen to it? If you were involved in making it, I am sorry for offending you, but I just can't see the attraction.
So clearly any decent studio has it's duffers. And I'm just getting that off my chest after all these years.
Anyways, back to the waiting game. We're waiting around for a hired guitar to be delivered... as you can probably tell by the length of this blog I've got some time on my hands...
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Shorty
How has your day been so far upon reading this?
Friday, April 20, 2007
"Temple of the Sun"
Yesterday I spent hours trying to figure out a solution. I browsed hundreds of web sites and forums and phoned a few friends but still to no avail. However, after yesterday's weirdest thing EVER I feel that today could be the day of the naffest game EVER! Upon browsing the Sun Microsystems website (yes I really was that desperate!) I discovered that those crazy chaps had developed a platform game in which you can, and I quote: "Put your C/C++ coding skills to the test". I realised that I did in fact study C++ at uni and clicked to play the game...
The premise of 'Temple of the Sun' (i.e. Sun Microsystems) is that you're an adventurer (Indiana Jones type) who discovers this ancient 'Developers' temple. You have to collect gold coins and jump around missing arrows but the most amazing part of this game is that every so often you are posed with a C++ coding problem which you need to 'debug' before you can continue! Seriously, who thinks up this stuff!? But maybe that's not the most worrying thing - of course I didn't play for long (of course - I wasn't really totally addicted), but the first three debugging screens I came across I got the answer right first time! Whoop! Maybe being a musician isn't my calling after all?
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Chell x
(See my blog roll for her blogspot link...)
The weirdest thing EVER
The tree was made up of lots of smaller trunks - rather than just one big one, so there was plenty of felling to be done. It was only after we had finished the chopping that it became apparent that we were being watched by a new additon to my garden. See below for the weirdest thing EVER!
Yes my friends, this guy was INSIDE one of the tree trunks!! This happy little fella is Bernard. He is a tree-trunk-teddy, and as you can see he is mighty pleased to be released from his trunk prison after all this years.
I do need to point out that this is not a man made artefact - he actually was inside the tree! How bizarre! If you want to see Bernard in the flesh (his bark is worse than his...) then come and visit soon before he catches the black lung and rots away. :)
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
A week at Butlins
For those who haven't been to spring harvest it is an unusual experience. One that can quickly immerse you in the sub-culture a la Christian man and lady. Admittedly I am a Christian Man or Lady but I will pretend from this point that it wasn't me and continue to point out the speck of dust in my friends eye.
Now Spring Harvest isn't all bad but there are a couple of things which I have questions about.
Number 1: The skyline.
The skyline is a big semi-permanent butlins structure. It is the hub of the whole site and during the Spring Harvest weeks it becomes the Christian shopping and promotional mecca. Row upon row of literature, table upon table of different kinds of bibles, and fluffy toys, and bookmarks, and prayer cards, and wristbands, and bible covers, and computer based stuff not to mention everyone with their stall telling you about this charity or that and why you should help them out. I didn't know you could get so many different kinds of bibles? Obviously there's lots of versions, and for good reason too - it's good too express the nuances of translation in a variety of ways... but the formats, there are so many. Metal bound, leather bound, paper and card bound. Bibles for your pda, for your pc, for your filofax (does anyone still have one of those?). Water proof bibles, 'bible-in-a-bag'. Pretty pink ones with holograns. Serious yet classy brown and clean ones. Ones with flowers on. Some without. The list goes on. There must have been over 200 kinds of bible available from the shop. Where do you start? Do we need so many options? Or is someone out to take advantage?
I think that a friend of mine put it very well when she mentioned that she didn't know she needed so many resources to be a Christian. I expect the apostles thought that when they visited the bookshop too... although I suppose they wouldn't have had 'New Testament and Psalms' editions - and there wouldn't have been any need for red letters just yet...
Number 2: The Hosting Chalet
Possibly the scariest place on the site and one that I didn't discover until the last night. A group of the guys from our venue decided to visit the hosting chalet at 1am after being encouraged out of the pub at closing time. Our group was large in number and with not-so-little dutch courage (not mine though incase you were wondering) we descended on the chalet where the shmoozing happens.
And that is all that happens there.
I quickly discovered that I am not good at shmoozing.
All these leaders trying to promo their charity / project / latest bible range and champion it to other top cats as they worked the room. Obviously the content of the night was not to be repeated - I don't want to face another 'lucasarts' comment on my blog - but I was fairly surprised by the blatancy of the purpose of this venue.
One story I heard about happening during the week was when one top Christian celeb (appearing at a Butlins near you soon!) chatted away for a good 10 minutes with a friend of mine thinking that my friend was in a more influential position than he actually was. When my friend informed him of his current career choices the celeb made his excuses and within 15 seconds had turned and walked. Incredible. Now I wouldn't say that's a way to care for anyone.
Not even a family member.
In closing? Well, at last Sunday came and it brought with it some relief. Home was calling. Tiredness had taken over and the team lounge was no longer an exciting place to be. So that's that for another year. As for iScape? Well the venue was brilliant. The team were legends. The delegates were lovely. The music was loud. Martin the sound guy was fantastically inappropriate and funny. God was there for us to meet. All in all pretty good. But I'm glad to be home.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
The questions...the peskies
Suffice to say we don't like these little occasions.
It could never be said that myself, nor Paul nor Jon are walking self-promotion machines. We're all pretty cheeky but nonetheless a little on the shy side...
Anyway, I thought it would be fun to blog some of the questions we were asked in an effort to get back some suggestions for better/funnier/slicker answers so that we might do a better job next time! Here are some of the slightly naff questions we had:
1) If you were a superhero which one would you be? (Admittedly this was in the kids venue so we'll let them off)
2) What did you have for breakfast? (How do you make that funny!?)
3) What influences your lyrics? (I know that's a little personal but I have no idea how to answer it with 'panache')
4) What one tip would you give to anyone trying to 'make it' like you have? (Ha!)
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Simon and Yvette
Why do some people get more than their share of pain?
Please pray for our friends
We love you both loads and loads. x
ElectraTrek
You can clearly see that Jon (left) is wondering where he plugs his mac in and Paul (right) is simply not impressed. As for me, I'm happy striking a pose and holding in a turtlehead. "It's life Jon, but not as we know it"
The last few days have panned out thusly:
Liverpool Friday to Sunday
Home -> Minehead Monday
Minehead -> Home Today
Life is busy again - very busy. I'm already a bit fed up of motorway service areas.
Gig last night at Spring Harvest Week 1 - down in Minehead was good. About 300 turned up - so we turned up as well! (It was pretty loud)
The weekend was spent up in Liverpool doing a weekend of training and having a good time with the chaps and ladies up there.
Off to Skegness tomorrow for a gig tom night and the next night too. Then a weekend off - which is good. It'll be nice to be home for easter.
Friday, March 30, 2007
Guy Love
PS This is my 100th blog post - my blog is a centenarian! Whoop!
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
No hyperlinks please, we're Northern Irish
This week Chell and I have celebrated two things:
1 :- it was Chell's birthday on Sunday. She was ** years old (She was born March 25th 1983)
2 :- the following day (March 26th) was the one year anniversary of our engagement. Pretty awesome eh? My only regret is that this time last year I didn't blog on actually getting engaged. Why? I dunno really. Could have been all manner of reasons... the biggest one was that I didn't know how to express the way I felt at that time without feeling like a muppet. Well, now I can...and I can put up a picture of the ring...
You will probably notice it is not on Chell's finger but I promise you it's the one I got her. Modest, pretty and a little gem - just like my fiance! (See, these are the cheesy platitudes I was worried about writing last year...ah well)
So this week I don't mind that time is spinning too fast and there's too many jobs to fit in not enough hours. I just know that I am in love with a beautiful girl who loves me back and we can't wait to start the next bit of our lives together. Roll on December 29th!
Pandora
That sounds a bit rubbish until you try it out and it comes up with all kinds of crazy stuff that you've never heard of but as a method for discovering new music it's pretty brilliant.
Friday, March 23, 2007
Wikimapia
In the top left hand corner you click 'Add Place' then put your little square on the map and click save. It then asks you for a description. If we all do a few I think we could soon take over the entire world with our blithering definitons of diverse and unique places!
Check out my 'add'. Here's a clue - it's a church and it's in Chelmsford. Go...hunt!
Thursday, March 22, 2007
A little bit of me
Oh and yeah I'll write you a song for your next album Mr Laeger - no problem - what would you like it about?
Thursday, March 15, 2007
This has to be seen
I'm not going to be able to afford a PS3 - but this looks incredible! It's like The Sims - except everyone is real!
An Apple a day...would be too expensive to keep up for long
- A '61 reissue Cherry Red Gibson SG: £700
- A Marshall JTM 6o 1 x 12 with 1 x 12 extension cab: £350
I have lots more stuff to sell but some of it's a bit rubbish - might sell on Ebay though? I'm sure someone will buy that old Epsom printer...
Oh and I can write songs by request - if you want one written I can negotiate a fee!
Tom and his mate
As of Christmas day I have been the proud owner of a TomTom One Europe version - Chell in her extreme generosity and kindness bought it for me. Sure, there have been a couple of incidents (one being when I was towing the trailer and it took me down a dirt track just wide enough for my car which in turn tried to lead us straight through a deep looking ford. We decided that wouldn't be the best idea and had to unhitch and push the trailer back up the lane! Hmph!) but on the whole it's been very handy.
The reason I mention it now? I haven't yet had a chance to try out the mainland Europe maps but today I had some time so I had a browse. I pointed it at Lake Garda, in Italy where we went on our hols last year. Apparently it would take 13 hours to drive there and it was 950 miles away... Funny how having the figures there in front of me made it all the more tangible; it suddenly felt like 10 minutes down the road! Full tank of diesel? check. Sat nav? check. Who's with me? Off we go!
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Time to Type
I find myself at Sunbury Court, the Salvation Army's antique retreat centre. It's very nice here. And it's particularly old and warm, like an overtly ornate and mismatching old people's home - it must cost a bomb to heat this place. In fact it must cost a bomb to do anything in or to this place.
By way of getting over the blog-clot (that sounds horrible in itself) that I have been experiencing here is a distilled version of the last few weeks. Since my previous post I have:
- Been to Glasgow for the Territorial Youth Rally (Scotland Edition)
- Been into London on valentines day to share a lovely day with Chell. We went to the Ice Bar (it was cool), the Marriot Hotel next to Westminster Bridge (it was posh), AND we went to IHQ for a coffee and cup of jelly beans (it was...well...IHQ!)
- The next day I met Grinner in Covent Garden for a coffee and a good chat following which I ventured into the national gallery to look at Monet and Van Gogh. It was awesome to see some real masterpieces in real life, like Monet's Waterlilies, Van Gogh's Sunflowers and Van Gogh's chair! Incredible.
- We (E=) went to Leicester South corps to play a gig and play during their worship on the Sunday. It was great to have some catch up time with Matt and Lizzy (and Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby) Elsey.
- Led worship in Chelmsford Cathedral
- Visited the Osteopath for the first time ever. It was awesome - I got cracked around all over the place. Loved it. I want more crack! (Can I say that?)
- Played a gig with Dweeb in Coventry - it went well. It was at the Nexus Academy venue. Very nice too.
- We had the prayer party at Mashbury - singing in the sticks! God bless us Mashbury residents!
- We had a great meal out with Andy Hill to celebrate his *****y-eth. Happy Birthday to you!
- We had a weekend off!
- And this last weekend we did some training with the Essential Course delegates, I played football with them that night (ALOVE UK beat them 29 - 13: Leeder got 2 for ALOVE UK)
- Then we gigged in Yeovil at 'Nth Fest' - along with One Hundred Hours, Vera Cruz, Dweeb and 15 or something other bands.
- Then we led worship in Exeter at South Western Division's Youth Councils.
That is why I haven't blogged. I had so much to say about each one I didn't know where to start and I got overwhelmed. But it's out now - I'm glad I was able to blog all that and draw a line under it too. Now I can blog with confidence once again - safe in the knowledge that there is nothing more to say other than blogging day by day. (Rhyming as we go - E I E I O)
As for now? Well, currently on retreat with all the officers from London NE division. So far it's been a really positive experience I am very glad to announce...may it continue that way too...
I'd better sign off now because I don't want my constant 'tap tap tapping' to irritate anyone sat here reading in the library. Here's to purposeful blogging and no more blog-clots - ever! ;-)
Friday, February 09, 2007
This is awesome...
(Probably don't need to say this but FYI: all the noises you hear are 'human generated'!)
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Let it snow...
So I sit here reflecting on life. And thinking that I aught to do something constructive with my day but currently I am content to work my way through season 4 of 24 and eat chocolate orange. In fact, pretty soon I might go and make some dinner downstairs, and then return to continue with my 24-a-thon.
After all, yesterday afternoon I spent 3 hours alone in the cold sitting in my car (which wouldn't start) waiting for an RAC man to come and sort out a new battery for me before I could drive home from Northamptonshire. It sucked and I'm kind of glad for the naturally-enforced day off. Now if only my friends could get here and we could have a snowball fight...
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Words can't express...
I do.
There have been times when I'm looking out at something so breathtakingly perfect and beautiful. Some sculpted landscape. I might be standing on a hilltop looking out, words sticking in my throat - I can't express how I feel. I wish I could stay there forever. But if you asked me how it feels I couldn't say. I know it's the most fantastic sensation and at the same time so frustrating...because if you asked me how it feels I couldn't say.
There's moments when you look at someone you love and you realise you love them being in your life so much right at that moment that you wish you could experience that kind of emotion at that intensity all the time and you wish time could stand still. But at the same time if you did have that emotion at that intensity all the time you'd know it wouldn't quite express how perfect you feel right now.
Or, like has just happened to me, you hear music so beautiful that you wish you could climb up inside it and rest there amongst the harmony and melody. (Maybe take a listen to the music from the balcony scene in Romeo & Juliet - an instrumental version of the song 'Kissing You' sung by Des'ree and see where I'm coming from...)
Saturday, January 27, 2007
'Pre-New Years Resolutions' - Revisited
I bought a book from TESCO about study skills. It was actually a book for people still at school / college to help them study for their exams but nonetheless I found it an extremely interesting read and it spurred me on to buy some more books that were referenced throughout. The main development book is a book on how to read faster.
Whilst I love reading I find it frustrating that my reading speeds seem to have tailed off in the last 5 or 6 years, a trait which is apparently common when you leave full time education. The book I'm working through has self-assessment exercises throughout to help you measure your progress. The first one, which helps you work out your benchmark, encouraged me a bit but also showed me I've got a long way to go! I read at 189wpm, which is about average, although I have a comprehension of 80%, which is above average. The book reckons you can achieve reading speeds of 400 + with really extreme cases where people can read 1,000 + wpm! Can you believe that? Apparently it's all true. That must be pretty weird... I wonder if it takes all the fun out of reading?
I've also joined the gym. I'm currently going as much as I can. I took up an offer highlighted by the Money Saving Expert which I still heartily recommend. The site has a link to a Pruhealth promo scheme where you sign up for Private Healthcare and get free Cannons or JJB gym membership for 6 months! Pruhealth costs around £19 a month so it's quite a deal when most Cannons health clubs are £50 + (I think the Chelmsford one is £60+). I'm trying to get swimming and exercising as much as I can - this year I am determined to surpass the sit up farce of 2006.
Cannons also have an Osteopath, so I might even be able to get my back fixed at last!
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Still alive...
I'll blog something good soon but I feel like my album review in the previous post was a bit of a flop; both personally and in terms of blog-visitors. I think that perhaps my confidence has been knocked by the lack of interest in it.
Anyhow, back soon...
Monday, January 08, 2007
Strangelove - Strangelove
I first discovered Strangelove after rooting around my brother Michael's music collection back in 1995. He had a copy of their first album 'Time For The Rest Of Your Life' (another blinding set of songs) and I fell in love with it on my first listen. The band only released two more full length studio recordings, the second being 'Love and Other Demons' (thought by some to be their best) and this one, 'Strangelove'. The third and final was the most pop sounding of the lot and I think that might be why it's become my favourite...especially in my old age. I hope you won't mind me taking you on whistle stop tour?
Superstar, the first track of 11 opens with a mournful, cascading guitar chord. The outlook seems bleak - and from this point onwards it has to be said that the band tread a fine line between sad reflection and bleak self-loathing. Doesn't sound like a recipe for success? Well, no, it wasn't... but it's brilliant! Perfect pop melacholy. I love it.
Other highlights... Freak gives a glam tinged angry rock song with a well crafted bridge. Someday Soon, whilst not the strongest song on the album, has one of the best outros I can remember. The whining slide guitar gives way to the pounding rhythm section pushing and punching its way unstoppable and relentless to the end of the song. Awesome! I really love the sentiment of The Runaway Brothers "...both threwing up round the back" - Patrick Duff lyricism at its best.
The pub piano cleverness of Another Night In heralds the arrival of one of the most poppy tracks on the album; it was one of the singles but again, it didn't do too well. It's a really prime example of the Stranglove guitarists' ability to intertwine 2 or 3 melodic lines into a greater whole (when I was fortunate enough to see them live there were times in the set when 4 out of the 6 band members were playing guitar - we're talking full on wall of sound) - something they were brilliant at and something I've tried and failed to emulate loads of times!
The Greatest Show on Earth is a song writing highlight of the album and it's intricate arrangement makes it a good listen. You know you're back in '97 when the horns start up at the start of She's on Fire, a track which at times sounds like Suede (comparisons to Beautiful Ones wouldn't be unfair). It's a slower paced track which is might well be placed at this point in the album to slow things down a bit before the finale. Mona Lisa has an element of 90s dance music to it - it again highlights the ability of the rhythm section, especially the super tight drummer.
Looking back at how much I've written I think that'll do. Strangelove were not any worse than their contemporaries. In fact in some ways they were better. But they probably found their feet about 2 years too late to jump on the band wagon. They are at times disturbed, momentarily unhinged yet always very, very good. I wholeheartedly recommend you check them out and enjoy. Let me know what you think if you do.
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
I'm getting married this year
Up unto this point I've not really thought too much about the wedding - it was a conscious decision I suppose. It made sense to me to wait until the new year so then I could really get to grips with what I need to prepare and organise.
My jobs for the wedding are as follows:
- to organise what music we will have
- to book the cars
- to book the honeymoon
...and I think that is it... do you think I've got a good deal there? I mean obviously there is lots of stuff to do together...such as guest lists and booking venues and stuff, but my personal list of things to do is pleasantly short methinks.
Anyway, there's wedding blog number 1.
Monday, January 01, 2007
*E*l*e*c*t*r*a*l*y*t*e* on iTunes
I'm sure it'll only be on there for a few days (it's been advertised on the homepage since the 29th Dec!) so go check it out while it's there! We are there...right at the bottom of the page under the title 'Exclusively on iTunes'.
Oh, and if you don't own a copy of our album Breakout then go ahead and buy the thing off iTunes. It's only £7.99 and comes with two tracks which don't appear on the cd version of the album. They're really good too...honest! If you do own a copy then you can just buy those two tracks on their own. Super.
(Sorry for blatant plug - I try not to plug on here too often as I realise it's not my place to do so...I'm just pleased that's all!)